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Adam: Coaching Katy's soccer team gave me an idea: what if I name myself "family coach"?
Laura: Family coach?
Adam: Yes. Basically, it'd be me, telling people what to do.
Laura: Ha! Like I'd ever...
*tweet!!*
Adam: Insubordination! Take a lap!
(Laura pulls out her own whistle) TWEET!! Disrespect for wife! Take 5 laps :)