Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 22, 2010

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Adam: Okay, kids. Here are the lists of your "required" school supplies. Clayton: Five individual, solid colored, three-ring binders. Katy: Five hundred sheets of holed, college ruled, perforated notebook paper. Clayton: Set of eight washable, multi-colored, fine point, dry-erase markers. Katy: Two nontoxic. Clear dry, biodegradable glue sticks. Clayton: Box of 48-count multicolor crayons, with built-in sharpener. Katy: One pair of safety scissors, a real purple pony and magic wand. Clayton: One playstation three, ten no. 2 pencils, and a protractor. Adam: Wait a second. How daft do you think I am? A protractor? At your grade level? I don't think so. Excuse me. Can you direct me to your electronics, purple pony and magic wand sections?