Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 31, 2010
Transcript:
Adam: Why can't I be Neo? Laura: A third Neo would be absurd. I have to be Ted because of my hair. So you're the guy from "Speed". Adam: My name is...Jack. Laura: Neos 1 and 2, are you ready? Adam: Whoa! Deja vu! Clayton: What did you just say? Laura: Can you get the phone? Adam: Bad news. The party's been cancelled. The Andersons were watching "Hee Haw" and their TV caught fire. Clayton: This has to be the cumulatve saddest Keanu Reeves has ever been. Adam: I don't know. He couldn't have been too happy after those "Matrix" sequels.
I’m late on this - but that was brilliant.