Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 27, 2011

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Clayton: Thank goodness. February's almost over. Katy: Phooey on February. Why does the shortest month feel like the longest? Clayton: It's the sameness of it. Gray. Cold. There's no difference in the weather, so it all blends into one endless season of dizzy flu, wet mittens and dry, flaky skin. Katy: If I was in charge of the weather, I'd insist on throwing in a nice day once a week, just to keep people happy. Clayton: If I was in charge of weather, I'd make it rain from 2-4 am every day, but warm and sunny the rest of the time. Katy: Oh, that's a good plan. The plants would get their water, but we'd be sleeping, so it wouldn't interfere with our outside play. Clayton: Exactly. I just worry about "big umbrella." This will make their product obsolete, and they won't go down without a fight. Katy: Yeah. They might send in their umbrella goons. Clayton: If you see Mary Poppins, run.