Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 03, 2011
Transcript:
Laura: Amazing. Did you know a crow will hold a grudge? Adam: Really? I always thought she and Lance parted amicably. Laura: No, my silly friend. I'm speaking of the black-winged bird. Adam: How the heck do they know that? Laura: Well, someone bought a female crow a humidifier for her birthday. She didn't take it well, and she remembered the face of that cursed gift-giver forever. And she swore vengeance upon him! Adam: Nevermore! Laura: What? "Nevermore"? That's Poe's Raven. Adam: Sounded a lot like Laura's "Raven" to me.
Well, a humidifier is a pretty lame birthday present. Even if she really needed one.