Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 12, 2011
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Adam: I feel bad about canceling family fun fest. Laura: Money's tight, honey. And your plans were wonka-esque. Laura: Maybe we could go somewhere we can all have fun cheaply. Adam: I thought so too but the Liberace museum is closed. Laura: No. Silly. Muskie T. Mozzarella's Good-Time Emporium. Adam: With the games and all those tickets you win for playing. Laura: I always wondered if they recycle those tickets. Adam: Pretty sure that's what their pizza crust is made from.
Yes, Chuck E. Cheese’s food is made of crap.