Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 27, 2012
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Katy: Dad, I need a new bike. Adam: Nonsense. We'll just raise the seat. Katy: It's as high as it will go. I can barely reach the handlebars. Adam: That's how the professionals do it. Why don't you grab one of Clayton's old bikes? Katy: Those are all broken and rusty. Adam: Well, we can build a new one from the old pieces. Katy: I'd rather have a pink one. Adam: Pink? Come on, Katy. Don't be so predictable. Katy: Hey! I like pink... And pink likes me. Adam: Well, I read in one of mommy's fashion magazines that 'rust brown' is the new pink. Katy: ? If I can't have a pink bike, I might slip and tell your buddies that you're reading mommy's fashion magazines. Adam: I'll grab my car keys.
Adam, just use the same excuse that I use: I was in the bathroom, and it was the only thing to read.