Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 04, 2012
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Woman: Can I help you? Clayton: Uhh, yes...what do you do with your used teeth? Woman: I put them in a glass next to my bed. Clayton: I mean, what does the dentist do with them? Woman: He disposes of them as required by law. Clayton: Oh. Okay. Woman: Every month some young punk comes in here trying to muscle in on my tooth fairy money. No way, Jose.
The Easter Bunny works for me, taking chocolate eggs from children and leaving the wrappers. I like chocolate, you see..Santa is his own agent but is not above taking a cut from toy and electronics manufacturers.