Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 16, 2013
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Voice: Thank you for your proposal to start a recycling program, Mr. and Mrs. Newman. From a procedural standpoint, you need to have a petition signed by a minimum of 250 town citizens. We do insist that they are current residents and they are, in fact, still living. And we will be especially suspicious of any surnames from the: Von Trapps, Partridges, Swiss Family Robinsons, and/or Smurfs.
So …..there’ll be a long list of things that WON’T be recycled, sorry, I mean sent abroad.