Laura: Adam, we're begging you. Loose the mustache. Adam: Fine. If it's that big a deal. -sigh- But I need some time to say goodbye to him. Katy: Dad's weird, right? Laura: The polite word is "eccentric," sweetie.
My wife has never seen me without my stash. We’ve been married 28 years. I keep threatening to shave it off as a Halloween costume, but she say no.
My wife has never seen me without my stash. We’ve been married 28 years. I keep threatening to shave it off as a Halloween costume, but she say no.