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Male Doctor: what brings you in today? Adam: I feel awful. Achy stuffed up. Headache. Sneezing and coughing. Male Doctor: Okay. Is it a productive cough? Adam: Yes. It knitted me two sweaters. Male Doctor: Careful. Your plan doesn't cover sarcasm.
“Productive” cough! Never heard that expression before. What does it mean? Coughing up lumps and stuff? Of course, I don’t get sick very often so my association with doctors is very limited. Thank God!