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Male Doctor: what brings you in today? Adam: I feel awful. Achy stuffed up. Headache. Sneezing and coughing. Male Doctor: Okay. Is it a productive cough? Adam: Yes. It knitted me two sweaters. Male Doctor: Careful. Your plan doesn't cover sarcasm.
twj0729 over 11 years ago
“Productive” cough! Never heard that expression before. What does it mean? Coughing up lumps and stuff? Of course, I don’t get sick very often so my association with doctors is very limited. Thank God!
Habogee over 11 years ago
I have had to go to the ER for an infected mosquito bite. I was told that it is common and can be serious. My arm was swollen up pretty good.
gorhemi over 11 years ago
We don’t have “free” medical care. We pay for it through our high taxes
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Sounds like a chest cold, which I did suspect when he said it was steadily getting worse (having had such colds before, I can vouch for it).