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Adam: I bet we could write a movie like "Clownicane." Clayton: Yeah? But what's scarier than a hurricane full of clowns? Adam: Who says it has to be scary? Maybe it's just something really awesome. Like a Pop Tart-cano. Clayton: Or the Hot Pocketlypse!
They can even burst into flame!
Best quote from the site: “At this point, the researchers also realized that the heat could inadvertently melt the adhesive cellophane and cause the flaming SPTs to suddenly eject from the toaster. Unfortunately, this did not occur.”