Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 06, 2014
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Laura: Why does it need to be coffee-filled underwear? Adam: I'm not following. Laura: Why couldn't you invent... a coffee-filled shirt? Adam: Pssh. Laura: Okay. How about a vest? Adam: Ooh. I do enjoy a vest. Laura: That would help with the gross-out factor. Adam: Not to mention the "pelvic-sloshing" dilemma.
I can’t believe nobody’s commented on the basic science yet. It’d never work, because the body would absorb heat from the hot coffee and cool it down more quickly. After that the very best you could hope for was coffee served at body temperature, which almost no coffee fan would ever find acceptable.