Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 26, 2014
Transcript:
Katy: Dad, this whole "training for Thanksgiving" has me worried. No offense, but I don't think you need to eat more on the big day. Your pants are really big already. Adam: You know saying "no offense" doesn't guarantee I won't be offended. Katy: Sure it does. It's like a "time out".
Actually, saying “No offense” virtually guarantees offense is about to be taken.