Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 07, 2016
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Laura: Are you getting your girlfriend something for Valentine's Day? Clayton: What? Don't be gross, mom. I don't have a girlfriend. Do I look like I want to hold hands and talk about Taylor Swift all day? No, thank you. Until they invent a girl who likes monsters and robots, I'll pass. Laura: Interesting... Miss Bailey said you've been spending recess with Jenny Stevens. Clayton: Dang it! That woman is like TMZ in a sweater set.
I can’t comprehend talking about Taylor Swift for even a few seconds…