Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 24, 2016
Transcript:
Katy: Dad? Adam: Him? What? What's up? Katy: I'm kinda freaking out. I had a nightmare. It was a bad one. Adam: Oh, no! I'm sorry, sweetie. You wanna crawl in with us? Katy: I would, but...that was the nightmare. I was in there and you rolled over on me, crushing me. I yelled and yelled but your weight smashed me like a big pancake. Adam: Wow, that's...that's scary and a little insulting. Katy: ...Then you brought out a huge bottle of maple syrup!
The maple syrup line gave me a guffaw!