Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 17, 2016
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Adam: She fought hard, she did. But I bested the junk closet, I did. Laura: Oh, good. So you can drop the "Moby-Dick" thing? Or did you actually hit your head? Adam: Nah, I'm good. Talking raspy like that hurts my throat. Laura: The sea-faring life isn't for ninnies.
Adam is an Overboard type of pirate.