Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 02, 2016

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Adam: RATS!! @*#$@#!! Laura: Everything okay? I heard a couple of @'s and #s!! Adam: It's our stupid internet again! I keep getting kicked offline. The modem is so touchy. I reset it. Then I unplugged it for a while. Then I petted it and told it it was a good boy, gave it a cookie, and tried burping it gently on my shoulder. Laura: What if you sang to it? Adam: I tried that once. It hissed me and deleted my little river band albums.