Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 09, 2024

Throw him out!

Is this arc gonna continue next week??

This arc fell flat two days ago!! Rob seems to be clutching at straws!!!

Just scrub all that gak out of the office and start drinking coffee again.

Might want to spray Carl.

And then you’re gonna need ant traps.

Carl and the cleaning lady have quite the scam going.

How much does fairy dust cost?

Another!? The cleaning bill will take the whole fee back and then some.

One thimble full of Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee will bring order back to Adam’s world.

Another $200.

Another. To get rid of coffee smell. Because the housekeeper didn’t like the “feeling”.

This is Adam at his stupidest. And I like the lug.

If you’re paying for a scam go for one with class use fung shui and essential oils, at least it will smell better than whatever stale tea the guy picked up at the dollar store.

Carney Carl? In this case, Conny Carl…

Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee will just absorb the tea, chuckling the whole time.

The tea didn’t stand a chance…

Ummm – no.

There’s one born every minute!

Are there real people like Adam?

Save yourself some money and just spit-take a Red Bull around the room.

“Hey, is your recliner color-fast?”

You’ve conned him enough already.

The odds of any individual in the United States being personally injured by a hurricane during their lifetime are approximately 1 in 1000. The odds of being injured by a gun are 1 in 90. Notice how quickly we have moved to reduce gun injuries. /s

OK, NOW WE ARE IN SCAM TERITORIY

what a scam

Just sprinkle some exorcist blood in the four corners. That’ll do it!!

Then the ants come. Just hire the exterminator now.

Adam, just get a good cup of coffee. A nice medium roast.

And then how do I exorcise the Poweraaaa aw… 200 more

ANOTHER $200???? He saw you coming!

If it is sugar sweetened it will make everything sticky and attract bugs!

I feel like Adam would actually want the dark roast energies. It was just the house cleaner who had a problem with them.