A customer sits at my bar and before I can say anything:
Customer: “Get me a coffee.”
Me: “I’m afraid we don’t do coffee here, sir.”
Customer: “Haha, very funny.”
Me: “I’m serious, sir, we don’t serve coffee.”
Customer: “But this is Seattle, how do you not have coffee?”
Me: “Dude, it’s a whisky bar that’s like twelve hundred square feet and has over two hundred bourbons. We don’t have room for a coffee machine. There’s a Starbucks literally across the street.”
The customer wanders out, mumbling “but this is Seattle…”
The old joke about the couple in a restaurant complaining how the food is no good, it’s greasy and flavorless and overcooked and worst of all, the portions are so small!
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Glutton for punishment!
“Please Sir, may I have more?”
seanfear about 1 month ago
uh oh … he got her into the dark side fellas!!!! o_O
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
The FDA will probably label it an opiate.
pschearer Premium Member about 1 month ago
I want some! NOW!! Does he accept credit cards?
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
A Home To Many Nations Except Caffeination
A customer sits at my bar and before I can say anything:
Customer: “Get me a coffee.”
Me: “I’m afraid we don’t do coffee here, sir.”
Customer: “Haha, very funny.”
Me: “I’m serious, sir, we don’t serve coffee.”
Customer: “But this is Seattle, how do you not have coffee?”
Me: “Dude, it’s a whisky bar that’s like twelve hundred square feet and has over two hundred bourbons. We don’t have room for a coffee machine. There’s a Starbucks literally across the street.”
The customer wanders out, mumbling “but this is Seattle…”
mccollunsky about 1 month ago
Warning: Drink before doing your hair, and don’t drink it while driving, if you have a pace maker , or working on heavy machinery.
diazch408 about 1 month ago
Laura, I would keep that hairdo!
Enter.Name.Here about 1 month ago
Laura is now the first victim of millions to come suffering from “Adam’s Addition”.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Watch out Doc Nuke.
j_m_kuehl about 1 month ago
Was that the first step of “The Chicken Dance”?
Doctor Toon about 1 month ago
Reminds me of the first time my wife tried my Nuclear Coffee
She was almost literally bouncing off the walls, we had a lot of fun
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Adam’s coffee will be the star of a PSA movie called “Caffeine Madness” and Laura will play the maniacal piano player.
eced52 about 1 month ago
Smooth like 80 proof whiskey.
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
Notice the half-closed eyes in panels one & two. Eyes fully opened at the end.
GentlemanBill about 1 month ago
The secret ingredient is crack.
bbenoit about 1 month ago
Careful, Adam, that look in her eye could lead to Nick 2.0.
Chris about 1 month ago
oh boy, how strong is this coffee that he made… :{
mrsdonaldson about 1 month ago
Got a keeper in his first try! Good job!
Just-me about 1 month ago
Laura’s reaction to the coffee is similar to the one I had when I first had chicory coffee.
FassEddie about 1 month ago
Is it supposed to turn your bra around?
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
“Now I am become DTWFNC, destroyer of worlds…”
kartis about 1 month ago
Letting an addict design a new addiction…I am anticipating someone from the FDA making an appearance.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
He should name it “Bush Wack coffee”,
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
The man knows his coffee…..
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
That’ll probably be illegal in 24 states.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
OMG! A success in the making, here!!?
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Let’s call it “Heroin Ambush”.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 month ago
Data: I hate this! It is revolting!
Guinan: More?
Data: Please!
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
mepowell about 1 month ago
The old joke about the couple in a restaurant complaining how the food is no good, it’s greasy and flavorless and overcooked and worst of all, the portions are so small!
Zyxian about 1 month ago
Where can I get a sample?