1. Change and feed Nick.2. Feed and send off the school the other children.3. Clean up the Kitchen.4. Vacuum the floors.5. Dust.6. Clean the bathrooms.7. Have mid-morning coffee.8. Mow the lawn, it should be dry by now.9. Eat lunch.10. DO NOT BOTHER LAURA, she’s supporting your household.11. Welcome kids home from school and supervise homework and play.12. Feed everyone dinner.13. Baths, bedtime stories and laundry.14. Say something nice to Laura.15. Sleep.16. Repete as needed (twice as often as you think is needed).Not bad, coming from a dude, hey?
After a fall, my arm will be in a sling for a few weeks. Husband says he will help, but it takes longer to explain what needs to be done than to just do it myself with one hand.
Adam: do the breakfast dishes, sweep the floor, make sure the laundry is up to date, make lunch, dust, wash the lunch dishes, prep and cook dinner, do the dinner dishes, help the kids with their homework, shower, go to bed. Oh, and don’t forget to rub Laura’s feet.
Maybe Laura could get him accepted into an assisted living facility. Adam can’t even take care of himself, how would he care for his family? His only hope is to alleviate the burden on his family.
seanfear 4 months ago
just …stay out of the kitchen, and all will be fine
Enter.Name.Here 4 months ago
Gonna be a LONG week.
snsurone76 4 months ago
Is he THAT blind and/or stupid??
nosirrom 4 months ago
Call Hazel or Alice, they’ll give him a list.
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 4 months ago
He needs a list?!
markkahler52 4 months ago
She’ll give him a list with four fingers and a thumb!!
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 4 months ago
My guess is 4 days.
arolarson Premium Member 4 months ago
Are we in for many days of illustrated weaponized incompetence?
bbenoit 4 months ago
1. Change and feed Nick.2. Feed and send off the school the other children.3. Clean up the Kitchen.4. Vacuum the floors.5. Dust.6. Clean the bathrooms.7. Have mid-morning coffee.8. Mow the lawn, it should be dry by now.9. Eat lunch.10. DO NOT BOTHER LAURA, she’s supporting your household.11. Welcome kids home from school and supervise homework and play.12. Feed everyone dinner.13. Baths, bedtime stories and laundry.14. Say something nice to Laura.15. Sleep.16. Repete as needed (twice as often as you think is needed).Not bad, coming from a dude, hey?
rbrt6956 4 months ago
Strike one. So this shouldn’t take long.
exness Premium Member 4 months ago
After a fall, my arm will be in a sling for a few weeks. Husband says he will help, but it takes longer to explain what needs to be done than to just do it myself with one hand.
ladykat 4 months ago
Adam: do the breakfast dishes, sweep the floor, make sure the laundry is up to date, make lunch, dust, wash the lunch dishes, prep and cook dinner, do the dinner dishes, help the kids with their homework, shower, go to bed. Oh, and don’t forget to rub Laura’s feet.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
She is a patient wife……….for now!
FassEddie 4 months ago
He brings SO much of the “for worse” part.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 months ago
Good thing this is the comics. Otherwise Adam would be last week’s news, I mean, husband.
eb110americana 4 months ago
Maybe Laura could get him accepted into an assisted living facility. Adam can’t even take care of himself, how would he care for his family? His only hope is to alleviate the burden on his family.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
Remember he’s new at this. It’s gonna take more then a couple of days to train him.
KEA 4 months ago
clueless — this should be an education
mistercatworks 4 months ago
They should consider hiring a househusband. :)
crazeekatlady 4 months ago
I had a house husband. He was retired. When he saw the list of chores I did weekly he hired a maid and paid for it. Worked for me.
baskate_2000 4 months ago
Sorry Adam, no lists. You’ll have to wing it.