Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 04, 2024

just …stay out of the kitchen, and all will be fine

Gonna be a LONG week.

Is he THAT blind and/or stupid??

Call Hazel or Alice, they’ll give him a list.

He needs a list?!

She’ll give him a list with four fingers and a thumb!!

My guess is 4 days.

Are we in for many days of illustrated weaponized incompetence?

1. Change and feed Nick.2. Feed and send off the school the other children.3. Clean up the Kitchen.4. Vacuum the floors.5. Dust.6. Clean the bathrooms.7. Have mid-morning coffee.8. Mow the lawn, it should be dry by now.9. Eat lunch.10. DO NOT BOTHER LAURA, she’s supporting your household.11. Welcome kids home from school and supervise homework and play.12. Feed everyone dinner.13. Baths, bedtime stories and laundry.14. Say something nice to Laura.15. Sleep.16. Repete as needed (twice as often as you think is needed).Not bad, coming from a dude, hey?

Strike one. So this shouldn’t take long.

After a fall, my arm will be in a sling for a few weeks. Husband says he will help, but it takes longer to explain what needs to be done than to just do it myself with one hand.

Adam: do the breakfast dishes, sweep the floor, make sure the laundry is up to date, make lunch, dust, wash the lunch dishes, prep and cook dinner, do the dinner dishes, help the kids with their homework, shower, go to bed. Oh, and don’t forget to rub Laura’s feet.

She is a patient wife……….for now!

He brings SO much of the “for worse” part.

Good thing this is the comics. Otherwise Adam would be last week’s news, I mean, husband.

Maybe Laura could get him accepted into an assisted living facility. Adam can’t even take care of himself, how would he care for his family? His only hope is to alleviate the burden on his family.

Remember he’s new at this. It’s gonna take more then a couple of days to train him.

clueless — this should be an education

They should consider hiring a househusband. :)

I had a house husband. He was retired. When he saw the list of chores I did weekly he hired a maid and paid for it. Worked for me.

Sorry Adam, no lists. You’ll have to wing it.