Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 14, 2024

Cappuccino-No-No, Part 13

I am opening our coffee place in a mall. Two customers are walking past.

Customer #1: “Oh, they’re open! Let me get a cup of coffee.”

Customer #2: “No! Don’t go in there! Every time I order a cappuccino there, I get a cup of foam!”

Customer #1: “Oh, no! That’s terrible.”

I am grateful that they continue walking straight past me.

The Perilous Path Of Poison Ivy Lady

We have a regular customer who we call “Poison Ivy Lady”. She is very allergic to poison ivy, and I guess she came in one time after someone with poison ivy came in, she touched something that they touched, and she had a bad allergic reaction.

After that, she came in a Tyvek suit and gloves. She would only buy cans and would get upset if you touched her things. She wanted sweatpants, and I offered to put them in bags for her, and when I reached over to arrange them so that the cashier could easily see the bar codes, she swatted my hand away.

Me: “Ma’am, maybe you’d be more comfortable shopping online.”

Poison Ivy Lady: “I don’t have a computer!”

I haven’t seen her in a few years. The poison ivy must have finally gotten her.

So…whatever happened to Adam’s “writing gig”?

run before the coffee is finished

The speed run way.

Go away kid you bother me.

One sentence too many! Katy will never learn when keep her mouth shut.

Katy, you still have penance to do, don’t dig any deeper.

Go on a short trip and rehire that nanny to look after her.

Those lines on his nose show an earlier happening!

Watch out. You might have that same nose some day.

That’s enough Karen