Adult Children by Stephen Beals for November 02, 2024

just here? HAHAHAHA

She should try working at a Waffle House

Can I have pancakes at the waffle house

I hope the attempt to get her to leave fails. She’s my current favorite,

“No, you may not have pancakes”, he said flatly.

Had to look it up, now I wish I hadn’t.

Go Tabby!❤️

Hilarious!

I wish I hadn’t Googled castoreum.

Obviously not the Shelby model from Ford motors.

I’m fond of persons; it’s people I can’t stand.

Tabby is just the perfect co-worker.

Sure, kid. We’ll just set your items back on the shelves for you, and mark them up so no one else buys them.

Which is funnier, the comic or beaver butt juice?

From Wikipedia:

Castoreum /kæsˈtɔːriəm/ is a yellowish exudate from the castor sacs of mature beavers and platypuses. Both animals use castoreum for various purposes; beavers use it in combination with urine to scent mark their territory, while platypuses use it in reproductive communication.

castoreum is used to make perfume.

Went to Wally World today. Man in line in front of me insisted his gift card had $20 on it, he even used it yesterday. The cashier told him it takes 5 to 7 days for the charges to process, and the card can’t be used until then. He kept asking how much things were and taking some off his list. He got down to $9.05. I handed the cashier a $10 bill, and asked her to use that so we could all get through the line before her shift ends. The gent behind me commented, “That’s half hour of my live I’ll never get back.” i told him sometimes it is easier and cheaper to pay for someone else than to stand around all day.

The last panel I have heard before. “Can I renew my driver license now and bring the payment next week?” With the most serious face. Today at Kroger a lady parked her cart right in front of what I wanted. So I waited as she selected 4 cans of tomato sauce. Starts to leave then stops. Puts back those cans back and gets 4 different ones. Starts to leave then stops. Puts those back then gets 4 different ones. Then stands there contemplating her choice or her navel. The look was the same. Enough done I wedged my way to my choice, grabbed six, and headed out. Last I saw she was getting 4 different cans again.

She’s got good boundaries!