Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 29, 2015

Wow….

300,000 gummi bears…The genuine Haribo ones run about 150 bears per pound….

So that’s 2,000 pounds.Do you get a discount on a ton?

@SusanLike wow. That’s heavy man.

There are some bad gummies going around so be careful of what you lick.

You can combine it with number 2 on the list: Make Ant Farm.

We found mini gummy bears at a restaurant the other day. They were on the ice cream toppings bar.

Most estimates are between 400,000 and 500,000. You’re gonna need more Gummy Bears…

The mud, the blood and the beerNo, wait that was A BOY NAMED SUEStill I’m pretty sure there was mud

Lick it until it’s sticky?

Isn’t that pretty much how they loaded up Yasgur’s farm in the first place?

Grandma was probably there. She can give Agnes some pointers.

Yeah yeah… I knew there were more than 300,000 people at Woodstock…but Agnes said she needed 300,000 gummi bears.

I figured she knew what she wanted, so maybe she was going to represent the farthest-away people 2 to a bear, or maybe she thought only 300,000 of them were actually hippies…<.br>… and the cops, reporters, infiltrating “straights”, assorted dorks, etc, were going to be made of something else… Or she and/or Tony was claiming some artistic license…. since a ton is, in itself, already a LOT to put in Agnes’ bedroom.

But if she wants accuracy, she could switch to doing Altamont, which “only” drew about 300,000 or a bit less.

Nah…. she’d need ketchup, and something to represent all those teeny tiny cartons of orange juice.

Or it could be that she already has a cache of 200,000.

Wait a minute — that’s Hillary’s presidential platform!