Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 26, 2019

No! A free No Fault Sexual Harassment Insurance policy, perhaps?

Throw in a district paid three-martini-lunch, and you’ll be good to go, Agnes.

Principal: “What is a lunch hour?”

I love this girl; she never stops trying!

I don’t think the principal is going to appreciate a reduction in his lunch hours.

Sweeten the deal.

As brilliant as Agnes is, she would have known it’s “same ‘ol”, not same-o.

…”if I work through my lunch, can I leave 3 hours early instead?”…