Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 01, 2019

Grandma’s revenge for that “Ol’Bat!” Remark you made last week you thought you got away with, Agnes!

If Agnes made an “old bat” remark to Grandma, it must have been about used sports equipment.

She’s quite respectful to her grandmother….

Maybe I’m naive…. but I can’t believe she’d ever use it as an epithet, even behind her back.

Where is Ozzy Osbourne when you need him?

Grandma can’t afford those weekly rabies shots Agnes….

Now its bats both on and in the belfry.

Barney Fife said they’ll lay eggs in your hair and make you go crazy.

She’ll be OK as long as the bat doesn’t have rabies.

How many people will die today from ignoring well-intentioned warnings?

Must be the “BITE ME” sign that Trout serendipitously slapped on ther back…

“The boy employed to guard the sheep

Despised his job, he liked to sleep

And when a lamb was lost, he’d shout:

‘Wolf. Wolf. The wolves are all about’

……….

Liars aren’t believed, forsooth,

Even when liars tell the truth."

(Not that Trout has lied.)

(for the full and correct version:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/raynhalfpint.wordpress.com/2010/11/16/the-boy-who-cried-wolf/amp/ )

click on tank mcnamara and here’s where i end up…