C’mon, Trout – she has her whole life for the advertising & entertainment industries to convince her she’s inadequate; be a pal and explain to her that, Playboy magazine* & Madison Avenue not withstanding, there really isn’t just one way to be beautiful. (Although, Aggie already seems to have a much better grasp of that than Trout.)
*I may have (ahem) accidentally seen a Playboy or two in my youth, and every girl in it looked like she was made with a cookie-cutter; when they started letting non-Caucasian women in, they looked exactly the same, too. I once stumbled across a website called something like “Suicide Grlz: An Alternative Beauty”. Sure enough, take away the not-found-in-nature hair colors, the ink, and the hardware, and…….yep – Playboy. I just want the record to show that my tastes in women are not Hugh Hefner’s tastes. Ladies, if you don’t look like the “standard” he foisted on us, don’t worry; it is highly probable that you are, in fact, attractive – and I promise you, you are attractive to someone!
C’mon, Trout – she has her whole life for the advertising & entertainment industries to convince her she’s inadequate; be a pal and explain to her that, Playboy magazine* & Madison Avenue not withstanding, there really isn’t just one way to be beautiful. (Although, Aggie already seems to have a much better grasp of that than Trout.)
*I may have (ahem) accidentally seen a Playboy or two in my youth, and every girl in it looked like she was made with a cookie-cutter; when they started letting non-Caucasian women in, they looked exactly the same, too. I once stumbled across a website called something like “Suicide Grlz: An Alternative Beauty”. Sure enough, take away the not-found-in-nature hair colors, the ink, and the hardware, and…….yep – Playboy. I just want the record to show that my tastes in women are not Hugh Hefner’s tastes. Ladies, if you don’t look like the “standard” he foisted on us, don’t worry; it is highly probable that you are, in fact, attractive – and I promise you, you are attractive to someone!