Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 26, 2021

Did Agnes’ trailer sustain much damage from the fire?

agnes can probably tell as much about the weather from that stain as the highly paid and usually wrong weatherman can tell from his data…

First LOL of the day. Thanks ladies.

Eww. I HOPE it’s chocolate.

As stains on towels go, chocolate is not that bad.

My smallish hometown has a lighted “weather board”. One cloudy day, I stood there as it said “clear” and “sunny”. Then the rain started. Took about 30 seconds; but sure enough the board changed to “rain.” Maybe the gnomes operating it were sleepy.

Cloudy, with a chance of Chocolate Snowballs…

Trout’s mom has different stains on her beach towels

Is this a reset? Fire? What fire?

I’m surprised that Trout didn’t ask her what a Meaty Urologist does?

“Weather girls” are not meteorologists in most cases. I’m assuming there’s a few bimbos that are actual meteorologists.

“Hooty snooty” beats “hoity toity” hands down?!

I wanted to be a meteorologist! It was the best word ever for an 8 year old! Nope, I became a teacher instead!