Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 10, 2022

By then it’ll be all rusty from disuse. Without practice, you wouldn’t know what to do with it.

Mental virginity?

Who in his right mind would marry Trout??

trust me, your brain is the last body part you’ll be using on your wedding day…

Ex-sale?

Is this supposed to make sense?

Too late by then, Trout.

One’s wedding day is not the right time to engage one’s brain…too late by far. Probably why there are so many divorces.

Best you do use your brain on your wedding day.. all those memories need to be stored so you can use them in future arguments.

A retired skipper is an Ex-sail

Good luck with that thought….

Good luck with that……

Create spreadsheets?

…If Trout saves her brain for for her wedding day…. she will probably decide not to get married!

Just like Trout’s mom did …… not

So … it’s like brain on your wedding day? Isn’t that ironic? XD

Agnes’ use of “brain” as a verb in panel three can be explained by the fact that she spends little time in the classroom, as she’s always visiting the principal. Not sure what Trout’s excuse is for her lack of vocabulary skills.

As for Trout’s reference to her brain in panel three, it does make me wonder what her mother has told her (or what she’s picked up from mom’s activities) regarding wedding days — and nights.

Saul Bass.