Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 21, 2022

I knew a girl who won a contest to get money for college, but she spent it all on new clothes & parties. Then tried to fake like she was going to school. Her parents figured it out. Sad when things don’t work like you think they will.

I never knew there were government grants for turning tricks!!

Agnes, the only times the government knows you’re alive is at election and tax times.

wonder if she likes keith urban, too…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19QIMF4aqfA

me, i prefer a little red corvette…

Cary Grant was not available at the time.

Grants, Hamiltons, Franklins, I’ll take whatever they got.

And if she kept it in good condition it is worth more than that grant that’s for sure …

Mine was a 1963 British Racing Green Triumph TR3.

First car was a 1963 chevy impala. Left a trail of smoke driving on the freeway. Luckily, my CHP uncle signed the fixit tickets

If that red camaro could talk…..

When my brother-in-law’s parents passed away, they left him and his sister a nice piece of property. He then bought her half, and she used the money to buy a bitchin’ Camaro. He built a house in the property. A few decades later she announced she wanted to build a house on the land too. It look lawyers to remind her that she’d sold all her rights.

Well, they would make sure it was only spent on what it is fore like “food stamps” which are limited. No booze.