Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 25, 2022

Therefore, she needs rocks in her head.

It was an action movie star.

Well, considering that Agnes has rocks in her head, she should be very smart.

the girls’d be disappointed if the rock were dumber than a sack of rocks…

You’ll need to go to the School of Rock to understand.

Agnes and Trout need to speak Horta.

There are more levels of truth in that last panel than in an entire year’s worth of editorial cartoons.

I’ll just read the Rock’s stories when they come out in hard back. Maybe I’ll watch them streaming. So many possibilities!

Between a rock and a hard place. :)

Are they about to rock? We salute you!

Truth

LMAO!

Trout’s comments rock.

I speak rock. I will interpret for you….

Sorry I can’t tell you what the rock said. We don’t have a word with a comparable meaning in English, and frankly it is a very abstruse concept on which it is pontificating.

Rock is easy to learn, it just takes a little research.

Reiner: What language did you speak?

2000: They spoke Rock. Basic Rock.

That was before Hebrew?

Yes, that was two hundred years before Hebrew, was the Rock language.

Could you give us an example of that?

Yes: “Hey, don’t throw that rock at me! Put that rock down! Hey, what are you doing with that rock there? I’ll call a policeman, for God’s sake! Put that rock away!” That was Rock.

— Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner, The 2000 Year Old Man