Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 02, 2022

Of course! (BTW still love that … whatever it is … on Agnes’s dresser. I wonder if it has any “special” powers? If it does, they don’t seem to be helping her … or maybe she just doesn’t know how to harness them.)

While you’re at it, Trout—change her face to resemble that grotesquerie on the dresser!

Electric blue seems natural enough.

moby grape highlights would be good…

I’m planning on getting mine dyed dark blue with purple and pink streaks, eventually. Dark hair is a PITA to lighten sigh

i didn’t know Grandma played golf….

with these colors, it would only be natural on skin as bruises – bye bye gran’ ma

I guess blue and purple hair might look natural for the present day.

The “Blue Men of Morocco” were an African tribe that dyed their head gear with indigo, then the dye colored their heads, kind of natural. Now to convince Grandma that you are of that tribe………..

What could possibly go wrong here??

Its okey, that Jello hair dye isn’t permanent

Where does the poor little girl get the money for multiple hair dyes?

I saw a middle-aged biker chick with neon-green hair. I walked up to her and her companion.

“I just HAVE to ask: is it natural?”

They took it as intended and laughed.

I would love to dye my hair purple. It’s hip-length, so it would be impressive. Unfortunately, you have to do that stuff when you’re young. At my age, they lock you up.

The only way (and even this would be quite a long shot) to “make it look natural” will be to introduce those colors very gradually. Somehow I doubt that Trout is going to apply the hair coloring (and what are they using for that?) with such delicacy and skill. But I hope we get to see the results and Grandma’s reaction on Monday.