Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 17, 2022

Not the worst plan given the choices these days

She had me at make sandwiches……………………

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My mother used to make me bacon sandwiches as I didn’t like the L & T

yes but … well .. no really Agnes .. think it over again…. please

The only boy even remotely attracted to Agnes is Bob, son of the Mole on “Dick Tracy”.

And I doubt Agnes would do anything to be alluring to HIM!!

Just stick with make-up Agnes. 1, it’s a lot easier, and 2, the guys you would attract with a bacon covered face…, you don’t really want those guys anyway. You would constantly be asking, “Do you love me for me, or for my bacon”.

make up is not needed. I prefer women who display their true self instead of hiding it under goop.

When did Agnes’ grandma get enough $$$ to buy bacon. That is seriously expensive meat!

You’re on to something there Agnes, they do say “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”.

Agnes has improved her culinary skills since she was making cheese curl sandwiches

My husband loved bread, lettuce, tomato, and mayo with his bacon.

You won me over…..

Agnes may have learned the old adage from Grandma, and taken it to heart. But considering some of her other culinary efforts, and her lack of understanding of even the minimal basics of food preparation, I don’t want to know what she imagines a bacon sandwich is, or how one is made. And I certainly wouldn’t want to consume one!

Thanks but no thanks, Agnes. I’ll eat out.

The girl has a point.

Bacon gets my attention!

Most makeup to me hurt girls’ and womans’ looks.

I’ll take B/L/T over someone’s makeup every time.