Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 26, 2022

I dunno what Agnes said in the 2nd panel but it surely sounds painful

Clean up your metaphors.

Hate to even think how a busted accordion sounds!!

trout might want to learn more about bassoons…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjKYPAEihgQ

Trout knows her polkas!

Sad, sour

Busted bassoon

Pitiful polka

So it would have to have an a_ _ _ _ accordion. I don’t know any synonyms for busted that start with an “a”

Agnes is the human version of tangled earbuds.

Good one Trout!

Heard any polka hits lately? Me neither

Busted accordians are like a person who smokes three packs a day…, they tend to wheeze a lot.

“I am like….”

Simile, not metaphor.

Voilà! A viola!

Gotta hand it to Agnes; that was a good metaphor.

Polka bands in Lygeria use bassoon in their bands.