Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 19, 2022

Did he get taller?

mhm .. .that calls for a change of principles…

Don’t trust that elderly mole person pretending to be a child. He’s going to give you a bag of Fauxreo Double Junk instead. It doesn’t even meet the FDA standards to legally be labelled “Stuf.”

Bribery typically doesn’t get one anywhere. But in this case …

Bob knows Agnes’ weaknesses. He may actually have a chance.

It always starts with giving away cookies, then leads to giving away harder stuff at Dead concerts

Lots of trailer folk don’t do Christmas, by necessity.. sadly, not by choice.

Fell off a truck, maybe? More to Bob than meets the eye

We don’t often see other characters here. Agnes, Trout and Grandma are about the whole crew.

Where are they ? What is forbidden ? Can you be punished for a forbidden act, when you can’t read what it is ?

Sellout!!

(As Michael Douglas said, “I ain’t cheap, but I can be had.”)

Bob sure has his hand way down his pants.

Ho Ho Ho…..

agnes misses another golden opportunity to tell bob to get double stuf-fed…

Agnes can’t be bought. But she can be rented.

Agnes shows she is wise in the ways of the world.