Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 27, 2023

Trout’s mother should re-name herself after a certain garden implement.

And if her “uncle” plays around, he could call himself another garden implement!!

“Bango and Boffo.” Works for me …

hey, what’s wrong with SEPTUAGENARIAN tap dancers from Indiana?-

have you seen the quality of those septuagenarian tap dancers from North Dakota?—-or Cleveland…..or Paterson

(New Jersey)

I am only familiar with octogenarian tango dancers from Nebraska.

Indiana is so flat because they have most of the tap dancers.

Well, Dumb and Dumber are already taken.

Not only are they not Batman and Robin, they’re not even the Green Hornet and Kato

How about Laverne and Shirley, copyrites notwithstanding.

Thelma and Louise would be more appropriate for these two.

“Shoot, the good names have all been taken.”