Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 13, 2023

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    nice try, now stuff that mouth with asparagus

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I knew there was a reason I hate it.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Granny Anteater, like Calvin’s parents, does not appreciate a child’s vivid, creative mind.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Again, “Agnes” deviates from the 2017 rerun pattern with a 2016 rerun. Why this time? I suspect it’s because jokes about skin color and Trout’s use of the word “diversity” are too controversial.

    The 2017 strip: https://www.gocomics.com/agnes/2017/06/13

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    I’m a bit skeptical about the arm flap cause, but asparagus does make your urine smell weird.

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    well-i-never  over 1 year ago

    Asparagus takes it on the chin again. It can’t catch a break.

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    chris_o42  over 1 year ago

    I gotta stop eating asparagus, I never realized the danger!

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    DukeOfURL Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mr Cochran, I don’t know if you read these, but…I suggest that you shift to a lighter background, as it used to be. The current one makes it very hard to see the drawing.Respectfully submitted for your consideration.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    So what does asparagus do? Nothing beneficial, I assume.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    She sounds like a Star Wars reject

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Interesting that Agnes would know of planet Nibiru though…..

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    “She claimed she wanted the truth but nooooooo…..”

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    JLChi  over 1 year ago

    Jasmine? I don’t remember a character named Jasmine. Is it just me?

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    broccoli causes double chins. and sometimes wormy lips…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    NIbiru is Earth from another dimension ruled by intelligent dinosaurs.

    A majority of coelurosaur groups became extinct in the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, including the Tyrannosauroidea, Ornithomimosauria, Oviraptorosauria, Deinonychosauria, Enantiornithes, and Hesperornithes. Only the Neornithes (modern birds) survived and continued to diversify after the extinction of the other dinosaurs into the numerous forms found today.

    I have read the literature on it. At least one person needs to be guarding it or it is in a protection circle or other things—-entities will want it for their very own. Non-human spirits that desire a fleshy body. And then there are those who use astral projection to do things to people as they sleep. Sorcerers and their unwilling confederates.

    Nibiru doesn’t exist in our timeline. It is Terra’s name to the offshoot of the surviving dinosaurs from a far off alternate where the Common History Date with it is around 65 million years. (Read Whitley Strieber’s “2012: War of Souls” to understand them.) The basis for the so called “reptilians” are not aliens so much as from a vastly different timeline. They visited our Earth in the past & maybe in the present as well.

    They either diverted or captured the Chicxlub asteroid using steam-powered space craft.

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