Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 18, 2023

if that’s a marathon for ants, you can participate.

Just buy the “26” sticker like everyone else does.

Trout is nothing but a bully, with her endless insults and put-downs!!

She will make 26 minutes.

All the bombs along the marathon path will have exploded or been disarmed long before my beloved Agnes reaches them.

Good thinking, child.

She has to train before she can start stretching exercises

MAYBE she’s allergic to daises….and remotes.

A journey of 1000 miles starts with the first step…..

Trout, don’t dash her dreams.

Trout, what a trainer! Here, practice on this daisy and place it on the remote, YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Go for it!!

the company i worked for at the time probably should’ve waited until after the san francisco marathon to hand out the t-shirts. i got the shirt, never got near the marathon…