Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 21, 2023

she’s not belittling, Agnes. It is little already.

Trout the realist.

“….In other words, yes.”

At least Agnes is trying. I would like to see Trout run a mile (or 1/8 of a marathon) in Agnes’ shoes. Not literally her shoes, just a figure of speech.

I had a fat, smoking little league coach that would taunt us with the fact that he could not only outrun us but also out last us when he would have us run laps, this was an eleven/twelve team!

I know many fat chain smokers. And a skinny one, but she’s a lot more rare.

Agnes isn’t timing herself, so she could take all day to reach her goal. At least, she has a goal.

If Agnes had the power of a glacier, she could carve out Yosemite valley

Agnes does not say she’s doing one with of a marathon she said 1/8 k or 1/8 Of a kilometer. I’m not doing the math but it’s a whole different equation

i’ll bet she could outrun a glacier with one hand tied behind her back…

ka-insult