Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 08, 2024

…. as if they need that costume to do so

There wouldn’t be any bullying—because Agnes would housed in the State Asylum.

Sorry, no danger of your becoming an angel anytime soon, Agnes. Any bonus points you may earn will be offset by the mint chocolate chip bathroom paint job.

Well, I’m 59, goin’ on 60. Spend time reading the word, and not once have I found a reference to halos.

Just when we thought that Agnes was not self aware.

Threaten the bullies with your sandwich, Agnes.

Can’t wear a “round light hat” unless it’s led. (green police)

Well hey, Aggie, then you could become the Avenging Angel, complete with an OddJob/LightSaber-Style Weapon!

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She should have stuck with it, sprouted wings and flew away from those pesky earth dwellers

Not after you smack them with your Golden Harp.

"Halo, everybody, Halo!

“Soaping dulls hair. Halo glorifies it. ”

1950s radio commercial for Halo Shampoo

i also leave my raiment in the clothes closet and switch to jeans and a t-shirt when hanging with earth dwellers. they give me a wide berth even so…