Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 08, 2024

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    seanfear  10 months ago

    …. as if they need that costume to do so

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    There wouldn’t be any bullying—because Agnes would housed in the State Asylum.

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    JLChi  10 months ago

    Sorry, no danger of your becoming an angel anytime soon, Agnes. Any bonus points you may earn will be offset by the mint chocolate chip bathroom paint job.

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    win.45mag  10 months ago

    Well, I’m 59, goin’ on 60. Spend time reading the word, and not once have I found a reference to halos.

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    monya_43  10 months ago

    Just when we thought that Agnes was not self aware.

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    rshive  10 months ago

    Threaten the bullies with your sandwich, Agnes.

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    wongo  10 months ago

    Can’t wear a “round light hat” unless it’s led. (green police)

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    Well hey, Aggie, then you could become the Avenging Angel, complete with an OddJob/LightSaber-Style Weapon!

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    mindjob  10 months ago

    She should have stuck with it, sprouted wings and flew away from those pesky earth dwellers

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Not after you smack them with your Golden Harp.

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    SteveHL  10 months ago

    "Halo, everybody, Halo!

    Soaping dulls hair. Halo glorifies it.

    1950s radio commercial for Halo Shampoo

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    i also leave my raiment in the clothes closet and switch to jeans and a t-shirt when hanging with earth dwellers. they give me a wide berth even so…

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