Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 08, 2024

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    seanfear  8 months ago

    …. as if they need that costume to do so

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    snsurone76  8 months ago

    There wouldn’t be any bullying—because Agnes would housed in the State Asylum.

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    JLChi  8 months ago

    Sorry, no danger of your becoming an angel anytime soon, Agnes. Any bonus points you may earn will be offset by the mint chocolate chip bathroom paint job.

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    win.45mag  8 months ago

    Well, I’m 59, goin’ on 60. Spend time reading the word, and not once have I found a reference to halos.

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    monya_43  8 months ago

    Just when we thought that Agnes was not self aware.

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Threaten the bullies with your sandwich, Agnes.

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    wongo  8 months ago

    Can’t wear a “round light hat” unless it’s led. (green police)

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    Well hey, Aggie, then you could become the Avenging Angel, complete with an OddJob/LightSaber-Style Weapon!

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    She should have stuck with it, sprouted wings and flew away from those pesky earth dwellers

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Not after you smack them with your Golden Harp.

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    SteveHL  8 months ago

    "Halo, everybody, Halo!

    Soaping dulls hair. Halo glorifies it.

    1950s radio commercial for Halo Shampoo

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    i also leave my raiment in the clothes closet and switch to jeans and a t-shirt when hanging with earth dwellers. they give me a wide berth even so…

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