Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 23, 2024

and again, I’m expecting customers coming in any time now

Agnes CAN be successful by inspiring:

“I lost my beloved family member but at least she isn’t one of them.”

When comparing to the size of the kleenex box, That has GOT to be the worlds smallest desk

Looking at Trouts waistline, she better cut back on the chips and candy

Start a phone line Agnes—1-800-CRYTOME, ONLY $5 A MINUTE.

Crybaby’s what wanted? ☺

Sometimes even consoling from Agnes is good enough.

Remember the episode of Cheers where Norm became the company axe man because he was si good at consoling the people he had to fire?

After mass shootings, Agnes will do a land office business after at least 50 Congressman hire her

A school might be a good place to set up that desk

Please pat my hand while I cry about misplaced apostrophes.

Actually, I have been a Counselor and often had to console in the process of counseling the person I was a Counselor for or some dang thing…

Plenty of people are in need of Agnes’s um unique talents.

trout can take consolation in not needing consoling… ☺

Please, Mr. Tony Cochran, to make the plural of babies, or other words that end in Y, you drop the Y and add IES. I guess you didn’t learn this in grade school.