Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 18, 1939

Transcript:

woman: no, no, alley! you mustn't eat that way! civilized people use this...a fork, see? like this... alley oop: oh, so you think I ain't a civilized guy, eh? Woman: no, I mean you've got to learn to do things the twentieth century way now. alley oop: Awright, y'want me t' spear it with this gadget, eh? doc: That's right-now carry it to your mouth...like this. woman: that's more like it, but alley, not so fast! doc: lookout! you'll--oh! doc: Lookout! you'll--oh! alley oop: ow! alley oop: wooo! doc: good heavens, he's stabbed himself! man: with a fork! haw haw haw