Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 23, 1946
Transcript:
alley oop: Whatcha mean, I'm a "wotta man" just because I'm ooola's boyfriend? Man: Anyone claimin' that dame for a friend would hafta be! she's th' dangest wildcat I ever laid eyes on! last I saw of her, she was runnin' th' poor guy bow legged! ..like t'beat 'im to deaht, she did...an' if y'don't think she's doin' all right...take a gander at what she done t'me 'cause I happened t'get in her way!