Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 26, 1954

Transcript:

alley oop: You're gonna make me get by on li'l ol' dabs of bird food like this just because I've put on mebbe three or four pounds? doc: Three or four pounds? are you kidding? alley oop: well, okay, five or six then..holycow! doc: do you remember what you weighed last time? Alley oop: lemme see...yeah! it was 202, wasn't it? doc: that's right...now let's go see what the score is! doc: umm.....229! Alley oop: aw, fer catsake, doc, that can't be right...these scales are crazy!