Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 28, 1954
Transcript:
alley oop: whoooof!! doc: hmmm! kinda tight, eh boy? ooola: positively obese... ooola: ...my goodness, haven't you done anything for the last few months but eat? alley oop: there! didjuh hear that? didjuh? didjuh? alley oop: d'ya realize you are directly responsible for th' shape I'm in? do you? doc: Aw, you're crazy...i've nothing to do with your appetite! alley oop: If you hadn't made me stop smokin' I wouldn't have such an appetite!