Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for June 02, 1954
Transcript:
alley oop: awright, so I've put on a few pounds...whatcha want, some li'l ol' scrawny runt for a boy friend? ooola: My goodness, is it too much for a girl to expect her friends to be trim, athletic, heroic-looking men? alley oop: well, no, but... ooola: look at those books.....go through them all...find me a fat hero! show me just one slab-sided great lover! alley oop: Awwwww, well, shucks, ooola, I ain't no great lover. ooola: ha! you're telling me!