Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 31, 1954

Transcript:

alley oop: You, a great grandson of my ol' dinosaur, dinny? i don't believe it! no maiden-stealing, murderous ol' cannibal like you's any kin of my ol' dinny...nosir! dragon: oh, I say now, you got me all wrong, boy..... alley oop: oh, yeah? Well, what about these bones you got scattered around?? a grisly mess! dragon: Aw, shucks, oop, I just got them layin' around for effect! dragon: ...confidentially I never eat anything but hi-grade soft coal!